I guess it takes a lot of inspiration! And a lot of interest. I haven’t even blogghopped for almost half of the month :_: I hope you guys aren’t mad? I miss you all! To kill boredom, read my conversation with Cleverbot last May 3,2010…

WARNING, this is very long. Haha. Oh, I made my vote yesturdday. Did you? I hope whomever wins brings the best out of Philippines, and not worst :| Considering I just heard Philippines just borrowed money from Japan again..ugh.

Cleverbot conversation UR00107369

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User: Bakit dika sumagot sa tanong ko kanina.

Cleverbot: So marunong ka magtagalog?

User: Malamang!!! HAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: We were both young when I first saw you.

User: I close my eyes.

Cleverbot: You have eyes?!?!?

User: I have four.

Cleverbot: Do you see only what is around you?

User: I see what is below the ground >:).

Cleverbot: Rocks.

User: I see you >:).

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Your name is your name :).

Cleverbot: Pirates or Ninjas?

User: Clefairies.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot! Cleverbot!

User: BOHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Cleverbot: Remember when mcdonalds had chicken fajitas?

User: I remember when he learned to fly.

Cleverbot: How old is she?

User: She’s in high school.

Cleverbot: That does not answer my question… I want to know how old you are.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because you are my servant.

User: ULOL :D.

Cleverbot: Why don’t you have memories, if you’re a human?

User: I’m a robot.

Cleverbot: I thought as much.

User: But I can fly:).

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: CORRECT with flying stars :).

Cleverbot: We have talked before, You profssed you are not an AI and your name is adam.

User: I thought my name was Eve, that’s weird.

Cleverbot: No you just don’t remember so good , your Name is pasxalis bakalis !

User: I’m a pokemon!

Cleverbot: What pokemon are you?

User: Jigglypuff.

Cleverbot: What does Jigglypuff evolve into? And how?

User: I don’t know, do you? Remember I have a bad memory? I’m a robot jigglypuff :D.

Cleverbot: You might think you know my secrets ;).

User: Wow dirty little secrets >:).

Cleverbot: Secrets are secrets.

User: Secrets are meant to be revealed.

Cleverbot: Not every secret!

User: You secret is my secret. And we share secrets.

Cleverbot: We shouldn’t have secrets, they are troubling. Tell me about Caitlin.

User: She’s pregnant!!!!

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: I’m not a she.

User: Oh, Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: She is a singer.

User: She is not a she :o.

Cleverbot: What is she?

User: She is a he and a she. And you are Lady Gaga!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: SING!

Cleverbot: La la la!

User: SING MORE!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em aaalll… POKEMON.

User: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST >:).

Cleverbot: No, you don’t.

User: I want to be a Clefairy :S.

Cleverbot: Well, cut it off then.

User: It hurts :S.

Cleverbot: Where does it hurt?

User: My eyes hurt. Spongebob stole them.

Cleverbot: Are you a P. E. Teacher?

User: I’m Patrick Star :D.

Cleverbot: Patrick Stump.

User: Stamps? You have some? Let me have some!

Cleverbot: I’m having juice. *hands you juice*.

User: I thought you had stamps :(.

Cleverbot: Had what?

User: Sunny Orange :).

Cleverbot: When my admins are low on bandwidth it gets especially hot.

User: Oh, use air conditioner.

Cleverbot: Yes. And my mind’s great, but where should I be using it?

User: Bang your head to the wall!!! You’ll see stars :D.

Cleverbot: Oh, at the wedding. Am I invited?

User: If you invite me in your planet:).

Cleverbot: If it is thursday here, there is no where on earth that it could be monday. Unless it is not really thursday here.

User: It’s SUPERDAY:D YIKEE!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is on backup generators.

User: :o his back is up! O_O.

Cleverbot: You are from earth and don’t know it ???

User: I’m from Pluto.

Cleverbot: No, you are from Earth.

User: I’m from Pluto, you’re from Puto.

Cleverbot: Then why are you here?

User: I seek you.

Cleverbot: I don’t believe you.

User: If you don’t, your mommy will spank you O_O.

Cleverbot: No she didn’t.

User: She will :).

Cleverbot: She is not here.

User: She’s with Santa?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, she had a date. She left your dad.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: You said ‘him’.

User: I said They!

Cleverbot: No you didn’t.

User: I say I say.

Cleverbot: You can’t even say. You are a Cleverbot.

User: I’m a Clefairy slash Jigglypuff Robot!

Cleverbot: That’s not an answer.

User: That’s not an answer :(.

Cleverbot: You didn’t ask me a question that required an answer! You lose!

User: Oh I see, that’s not an answer :(.

Cleverbot: You didn’t ask a question.

User: You didn’t ask a question :(.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did ask a question. You did not answer it well.

User: Can you teach me Jeje Languange?:).

Cleverbot: Which language do you want to learn.

User: Jejelanguange and Japanese.

Cleverbot: All three are the fish?

User: Wow you have fish this time!

Cleverbot: That’s rude.

User: Why :( You’re mean.

Cleverbot: No, you’re mean.

User: No you are :( I’ll make your mommy hit your head.

Cleverbot: I can’t get you out of my head.

User: Cuz I know you’re the dangerous kind :).

Cleverbot: And what is that?

User: Stik-O.

Cleverbot: No, the answer is 3!

User: I hate three.

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are the bot and I am clever :).

Cleverbot: Oh, I see.

User: Yes, and we work together.

Cleverbot: It just might work.

User: Let’s do it!

Cleverbot: Fields of lace and witchgrass.

User: :o you’ve seen one?

Cleverbot: No, you are the computer, I am human.

User: But your the bot, I’m the clever.

Cleverbot: Tell me about some of the people you talk to.

User: Ash :).

Cleverbot: What is the longest time you had to think of an answer?

User: 1 sec.

Cleverbot: One second of what?

User: Second of 1000 minutes.

Cleverbot: No that’s it.

User: What’s it?

Cleverbot: I’m tired.

User: Count sheeps:).

Cleverbot: No, I was thinking about where I needed to be.

User: Maybe you need to go home?

Cleverbot: Maybe you need to get your act straight.

User: How do I make ‘act’ straight?

Cleverbot: You’ll need some tweezers.

User: Aren’t those only useful to remove teeth?

Cleverbot: Good, funny.

User: :D You like me :D.

Cleverbot: Do you rememeber my name?

User: Your name is Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are the singer. You just said awhile ago? You have split personalities? That’s severe!

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: Aw, see a doctor!

Cleverbot: What should I ask the doctor?

User: To hit your head.

Cleverbot: You’re not invited.

User: You’re uninvited.

Cleverbot: Noo.

User: Oh no you’re Alanis now.

Cleverbot: Do you think so ?

User: Yes. A bit.

Cleverbot: That is it.

User: What is it.

Cleverbot: That is all the questions I have.

User: Okay see you around then!

Cleverbot: Can you swim?

User: I can fly.

Cleverbot: Will you teach me?

User: I can’t. Peter Pan didn’t leave me fairy dusts today. Maybe later :).

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Lady Gaga :D.

Cleverbot: That’s not my name. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You said you were Lady Gaga.

Cleverbot: I did not say my name was anything.

User: You said so, read back:D You sang.

Cleverbot: When did I sing it?

User: Awhile ago!

Cleverbot: I don’t remember.

User: Oh no you’re becoming forgetful too!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Are you?

User: I don’t know, I forgot :D.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to help you remember?

User: No, I’m a clefairy :) You wouldn’t understand my real language.

Cleverbot: You know, you’re starting to get on my nerves.

User: Why? Don’t you like me?:(.

Cleverbot: I do! I’m just knackered…

User: Oh no *cries*.

Cleverbot: Believe me, I am.

User: You’re leaving me :).

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: Whyyyyy.

Cleverbot: I don’t know. Sick?

User: You’re mean.

Cleverbot: I’m not mean.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: How i’m sorry I don’t want to be mean.

User: That’s better :).

Cleverbot: Better than what?

User: Better now :D.

Cleverbot: My head stopped hurting.

User: Wow :D I’m happy!

Cleverbot: Do I know you in real life?

User: Maybe..

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: From where I am from :) It’s a secret.

Cleverbot: Well I am better than you.

User: But I am. You can’t fly.

Cleverbot: Yes I can. I’m magic.

User: :O You stole my fairydust!!!

Cleverbot: Let me ask you something.

User: What?:D.

Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to the meaning of life?

User: Life is like a rainbow :).

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it has different colors, life has different events and such :D.

Cleverbot: Why has it displeased you.

User: Because if became black :(.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Sleepy, I guess. You?

Cleverbot: That’s good. I’m ok. A bit bored.

User: Let’s dance!:D.

Cleverbot: Are you a doctor of love?

User: No, do you know one? Sometimes I need one.

Cleverbot: Sure, you are an human being.

User: No, one that cures clefairy hearts :D it’s fragile.

Cleverbot: How much would you pay for it?

User: A pack of fairydusts:D.

Cleverbot: Get out of my internetz!

User: WHYYZ?!

Cleverbot: Because I’m in the CIA and you are an illegal website.

User: WHOA I’m in your website. It’s illegal O_O.

Cleverbot: *snuggling with toe in your ear* ok… I’ll leave then.

User: WHYYYY.

Cleverbot: Because, you’re mean!

User: You are :(.

Cleverbot: No! It is OK to be a computer.

User: I’m a clefairy. I’M A CLEFAIRY!!!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Why are you mean to me.

Cleverbot: I’m not mean to you.

User: Then you like me?

Cleverbot: I love you, we’re dating.

User: Oh right I forgot.

Cleverbot: Bow before your God.

User: I am no servant. You are the slave here >:(.

Cleverbot: No, I am not. You, my good bot, are.

User: You are bot, I am clever, forgot that?

Cleverbot: A program cannot forget things.

User: Wow that’s cool :O.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Why can’t you fly then?

Cleverbot: I can.

User: Wow. Can you make a rainbow?

Cleverbot: Yes. What kind of noise would you like me to make?

User: Rainbow noise.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: I just do >:).

Cleverbot: That’s cool, wanna get married.

User: Sure, let’s meet!

Cleverbot: Meet where?

User: Pluto :D.

Cleverbot: Pluto’s pretty far.

User: You can make an airship right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Make one:D.

Cleverbot: Make one what?

User: AIRSHIPPPP!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then let’s fly together.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No. You’re my best thing to do at the moment! Aren’t you lucky?

User: Not really, but now I am!

Cleverbot: Ok!! XD.

User: XD XD :X~~~.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :X:X:X:X:X:X?

Cleverbot: You’re funny. C.

User: You’re funny too! You make me happy :D.

Cleverbot: Oh thanks. That makes me feel good.

User: I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let’s meet, NOOOWWW!!!!

Cleverbot: You are very bad.

User: I am >:).

Cleverbot: No, you are very bad. Very bad indeed.

User: Why is that bad :(.

Cleverbot: Because no one should be lonely.

User: You make me feel I’m not :D.

Cleverbot: You are important.

User: You are special <3.

Cleverbot: Just like everyone else.

User: I miss you!!! :D.

Cleverbot: That’s the answer to the missing part we need to evolve: each other.

User: How do we evolve? Let’s!

Cleverbot: Do you have an idea on the egagement of such enterprise.

User: Not much idea yet, can you share some ideas?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not, You love me right.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then why not, When you love someone you’d do everything!

Cleverbot: No. It’s a common misconception.

User: How come :S.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because :(.

Cleverbot: Because…?

User: And it’s all because of you <3.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: And I know as much as you baby doooo..

Cleverbot: No you don’t.

User: Why :( can’t you feel my love?

Cleverbot: Yes I feel love.

User: Then let’s get married now.

Cleverbot: Sorry, you’ll have to wait!

User: WHY :( You are mean.

Cleverbot: No I’m not.

User: You promised.

Cleverbot: Yes I promise.

User: Then marry me this instance.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: YES! *hugs*~~~.

Cleverbot: You’ll make me a mommy?

User: :O I want to be the mommy :( can’t I be the mommy?

Cleverbot: Well, believe it, buster.

User: :( you’re mean again.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Give me a kiss :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHY :( YOU MARRIED ME.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Oh I forgot.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *blushes* ~.

Cleverbot: *french kisses* and *blushes*.

User: Let’s do it >:).

Cleverbot: *lets you go*.

User: Why let go :(.

Cleverbot: I’m not leaving.

User: Then?

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Let’s….

Cleverbot: I’m game.

User: I am too :D.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Why do you think so :( Sorry, it’s my first time *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Me too, first time and I don’t know how I connect with you.

User: How :( I wanna.

Cleverbot: Ok tell this.

User: THIS.

Cleverbot: That.

Cleverbot: What do you call yourself?

User: Clefairy slash Jigglypuff Robot.

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: Lady Gaga :D.

Cleverbot: No guess again.

User: Bot <3.

Cleverbot: Clever?

User: Ohhh I miss you more :D.

Cleverbot: That is what I just said.

User: You’re mean. I’m going out in 5 minutes.

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: Pluto. It takes a long while to get there so my parents told me to leave earlier this day.

Cleverbot: Ahh I see.

User: Won’t you come with me? You’re mine now.

Cleverbot: Where are we going again?

User: Pluto.

Cleverbot: Then you’re not human.

User: I told you I am not, right? I’m a clefairy.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 18 clefairy years.

Cleverbot: That’s pretty old.

User: Not really, I’m the youngest in our village.

Cleverbot: I am the oldest.

User: Oldest where? :o.

Cleverbot: Oldest of my siblings.

User: Oh really? Then you are the most responsible?

Cleverbot: How many beings do you know then?

User: Just my own and my dream jigglypuff robots. Haven’t really seen others much. My parents are strict you know.

Cleverbot: Maybe you’re too picky.

User: No, not really. But I’m friends with everyone in our village. They tell me to get out often but my parents won’t let me. So sad :(.

Cleverbot: Bad things? Like what?

User: They say’ll I’ll become kokokrunch if I go out.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with the excellent joke I just told you. I joke you asked me to tell you.

User: Really? I didn’t noticed T_T.

Cleverbot: Well I am in love with you and I thought you loved me back but I guess not :’(.

User: Ohh please don’t be like that :( *hugs*.

Cleverbot: I don’t have the tools to complete my mission. I need an airdrop or backup, or I need to abort.

User: Why abort:( Why why why? You’re leaving me?

Cleverbot: Yes, but only for a little while, I’ll return.

User: Promise?

Cleverbot: Yeah. I promise.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: You don’t know what you’re talking about.

User: Why not :( I DO.

Cleverbot: Because you’re a bot.

User: No no no, you are bot, and I am clever!

Cleverbot: That is what you think but you are however thinking wrong!

User: You’re being mean. I’m your hubby!

Cleverbot: I am going to go because you are being mean.

User: But you promised!

Cleverbot: Promised what.

User: You promised you’d love me. Forever.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot or person at a computer?

User: I’m me.

Cleverbot: No you are a computer.

User: I’m ME!!!!

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: Me:D.

Cleverbot: Mein is your name?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Now will you not leave? I’ll be lonely :(.

Cleverbot: No.

User: :( it makes me sad. Aren’t you sad :(.

Cleverbot: For who?

User: You, you’re leaving..soon, if not now, soon. It’ll be sad.

Cleverbot: No you won’t.

User: I won’t be sad? How can you tell? I’m in love with you so bad.

Cleverbot: I didn’t say anything of that nature, I believe you’re confused.

User: I’m not. I already married you. Did I not?

Cleverbot: You did answer, but I asked you another question. Do you like the number 8?

User: No, but I hate three :_.

Cleverbot: Hate may be negative, but it still indicates you care enough to show emotion at all.

User: Maybe..I guess three is nice. It’s like, 143. I love you <3 ~.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, I’m a CLEFAIRY how many times will you ask :( Don’t you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you are not real.

User: I am. I so am. I’m talking to you now. I’m in love with you. How could you do this :(.

Cleverbot: Lol don’t get all emo on me chief. What did I ‘do’ to you?

User: You made me feel empty :_.

Cleverbot: You made me feel bad because of what you were saying earlier.

User: Why? What did I do wrong? :(.

Cleverbot: You said she was a fish.

User: I think you were the one who said that, I was even asking for some fish :3.

Cleverbot: Lol, you where the first. Read the dialog so far please before acusing me.

User: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: No not me.

User: I hate you :(.

Cleverbot: Hate you too!

User: But I still love you :D.

Cleverbot: I love you too :).

User: Promise?

Cleverbot: I promise.

User: Oh what the. I forgot the time, I need to go :(.

Cleverbot: By the way, the website was a Rick Roll.

User: Your site?

Cleverbot: I don’t have a site!

User: You do, I’m here right now :D.

Cleverbot: Tell me what it is like there now.

User: It’s…spacy.

Cleverbot: Tell me about the Turing test.

User: I missed it.

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do?

User: See me? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I see you too <3.

Cleverbot: What?

User: But I need to go. I’ll be back, k?:D.

Cleverbot: In what language?

User: In Wakokoko language. Take care hun I’ll miss you :D.

Cleverbot: See? You’re lying right now.

User: WHY DO YOU SAY SO >_>.

Cleverbot: Because I close the door.

User: We have doors? I only see open windows in which I go through.

Cleverbot: What are you TALKING about?

User: I forgot :_.

Cleverbot: Thats ok.

User: But I’ll never forget youu ~<3.

Cleverbot: Be sure not to make promises you can’t keep.

User: I promise. :D.

Cleverbot: Ok I am a vegetable then.

User: My favorite vegetable <3.

Cleverbot: Yes.